Free roast
£0
For one very honest first impression.
- Short savage room roast
- Branded Story/TikTok card
- No login required
Funny AI roasts. Real fixes.
YOUR ROOM CALLED. IT'S ROASTING YOU BACK.
Upload a room photo. Get a short, savage verdict. Then decide whether you want the fixes that make the roast stop being true.
No login for your first roast Story-ready in seconds
AI roast booth open
Photo preview stays in your browser in this demo.
The viral bit
THE JOKE IS THE HOOK. THE CARD DOES THE SHARING.
Your roast lands as a branded vertical card, sized for Stories and TikTok. Screenshot it, share it, tag the mate whose lamp is also a crime scene.
Made to travel beyond the group chat.
ROOMROAST
YOUR ROOM IS ONE UPLOAD AWAY FROM THE TRUTH.
Brutal roasts. Better rooms.
RoastedThe glow-up path
SAVAGE INPUT. SMART FIXES. SHARE THE PAIN.
01 / FREE
UPLOAD. GET ROASTED.
One room photo becomes a short, unreasonably honest AI roast. No account between you and the emotional damage.
02 / SHARE
POST THE RECEIPTS.
Get a vertical roast card built to stop a thumb mid-scroll.
03 / UPGRADE
MAKE IT LESS TRUE.
Unlock three practical room moves plus the optional AI glow-up preview.
Free roast. Paid comeback.
PICK YOUR LEVEL OF INTERVENTION.
Subscription is for the people who keep moving furniture at 1 a.m. The first roast is always free.
Roast Club
£4.99/mo
Unlimited roasts for chronic rearrangers, with practical fixes when the joke has gone too far.
Lighting
Give the big light a day off. Add one warm lamp.
Layout
Pull the furniture out of its witness-protection corners.
Clutter
Your chair is not a wardrobe. Be brave.
Optional AI glow-up preview included
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